Slothed

Mens Sidewinder Trunks

Life’s pretty simple when you’re a swimsuit, especially when you’re me. I’ve wound up my sides to give you 14cm of real estate on your hips and a single front panel that is fully lined.

• I’ve got a drawcord to keep me locked in position and a wide elastic leg opening and waistband for added comfort around your hips and legs.
• Compared to my other trunk friends, I’m a skinny runt but still very comfortable to have around and I’ll go the distance to be with you as long as you keep swimming.
• Made from our exclusive C-Infinity fabric, a 100% Italian polyester that is a colourful breakthrough in chlorine resistant fabric technology!
• The superior choice for swimmers, C-Infinity has exceptional strength and can retain its durability far beyond other elastane swimwear fabrics.
• Ideal for frequent pool use for recreational and performance-based swimming.

We have always thought of ourselves as a slightly unconventional company which is why we have released swimwear that is designed to slow you down. Infused with the chemicals that are found in high concentrations in the blood of sloths, our new swimwear will have immediate results on your body as soon as you put it on. If you’re walking along your arms will droop below your knees, if you’re in the pool, you’ll need to balance a top the pool lane rope and fall fast asleep even if you’re only halfway through your session. This print is a big scale so when it’s placed on your product it could look quite different from the photo you see, but it will still look amazing.